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Quarantined in the perfect jean...
Other than basket ball shorts, or sweatpants, Perfect Jeans are all I have been wearing since March 23 (when we officially went into quarantine).
Flexibility worthy of the mighty god Zeus...
If Zeus had the perfect jean his nards would have felt quite comfortable at all times. He probably wouldn’t have felt the need to ditch his pants so often and been more faithful to Hera.
My nuts are as cozy as ever...
Exactly as advertised. These are literally the perfect fucking jeans.
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My New Go-To Jeans! Incredible Product! I got a pair of the bandit black last week and put them to the test. Not only did I look great, but was also supremely comfortable, my nuts never in danger of being crushed. I can't wait to rock the light-indigo that just arrived
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They fit great, my butt looks great, they were durable, and even though they stretch, they don't stretch into baggy potato sacks within an hour of wearing them.
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